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queenaltaria:

kinomatika:

kinasty:

ryttu3k:

Oh dear god the Crocs are even worse this week.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!

i have decided i want drawings of augustine in this hideous disaster of an outfit for my birthdayyall have 10 days*steeples fingers*

crying oh my gods augustine what the hell are you

All he needs is a fanny pack

queenaltaria:

kinomatika:

kinasty:

ryttu3k:

Oh dear god the Crocs are even worse this week.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!

i have decided i want drawings of augustine in this hideous disaster of an outfit for my birthday

yall have 10 days

*steeples fingers*

crying oh my gods augustine what the hell are you

All he needs is a fanny pack

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Drake:
You... you don't hate me?
Nicki Minaj:
You idiot! That's all in your head.
Drake:
But... I hate myself.
Rihanna:
Those who hate themselves cannot love or trust others.
Drake:
I am wicked... a coward... weak... and...
Beyoncé:
If you know yourself, you can be kind to others.
Drake:
I hate myself. But... I might be able to love myself. I might be able to stay here. Yes. I am nothing, but I... I am myself. I wish to be myself. I wish to stay here as myself. I am worthy of living here!
Nicki Minaj:
Congratulations!
Rihanna:
Congratulations!
Beyoncé:
Congratulations!
Lil Wayne:
Congratulations!
Jay Z:
Congratulations!
A$AP Rocky:
Congratulations!
Jhene Aiko:
Congratulations!
Kanye West:
Congratulations!
DJ Khaled:
Congratulations!
Birdman:
Congratulations!
Nebby:
Congratulations!
Sandi Graham:
Congratulations!
Drake:
Thank you!

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I FORGOT ABOUT THIS VIDEOOENUTHOEUNHOEUNTH

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